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Nilesh A

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party.
After several drinks, one of the men went to the rest room.
Those, who remained, talked about their kids.
The first guy said,"My son is my pride. He started working at a successful company. Now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a Mercedes for his birthday."...  moreFour friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party.
After several drinks, one of the men went to the rest room.
Those, who remained, talked about their kids.
The first guy said,"My son is my pride. He started working at a successful company. Now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a Mercedes for his birthday."
The second guy said,"That's terrific! My son is also my pride. He started working for a big airline, and then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner of the company, where he owned the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a new jet for his birthday.
The third man said,"My son studied in the best university and became an Engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a millionaire. He also gave his best friend's birthday A 30,000 square foot mansions.
The three friends congratulated each others just as the fourth men returned from the restro...    less
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  • Nilesh A
    Nilesh A golden touch for my best friends
    • March 22
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    • January 30
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    • January 23
  • Nilesh A
    Nilesh A Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party.
    After several drinks, one of the men went to the rest room.
    Those, who remained, talked about their kids.
    The first guy said,"My son is my pride. He started working at a successful company. Now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a Mercedes for his birthday."...  more    Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party.
    After several drinks, one of the men went to the rest room.
    Those, who remained, talked about their kids.
    The first guy said,"My son is my pride. He started working at a successful company. Now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a Mercedes for his birthday."
    The second guy said,"That's terrific! My son is also my pride. He started working for a big airline, and then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner of the company, where he owned the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a new jet for his birthday.
    The third man said,"My son studied in the best university and became an Engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a millionaire. He also gave his best friend's birthday A 30,000 square foot mansions.
    The three friends congratulated each others just as the fourth men returned from the restro...    less
    • January 21
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    Nilesh A is now friends with Naveed Ullah Azizi.
    • January 13
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    Nilesh A You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" That's Direct Marketing
    You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very rich. Marry him." That's Advertising.
    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." That's Telemarketing.
    You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich "Will you marry me?" That's Public Relations....  more    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" That's Direct Marketing
    You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very rich. Marry him." That's Advertising.
    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." That's Telemarketing.
    You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich "Will you marry me?" That's Public Relations.
    You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich...? That's Brand Recognition.
    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me" She gives you a ...    less
    • January 9
  • Nilesh A
    Nilesh A Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
    Wish your Life will always be Bright.
    So my Dear don't get Fear
    B'Coz, God Gift us a "BRAND NEW YEAR".
    *****HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012****
    • December 31, 2011
    • Heart Breaker likes this.
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    Nilesh A TAMNNA DIL KI EK HASRAT,PURI HO JAAYE TO INSAN KHUSH-KISMAT HAI,
    NAPURI HO TO GAM NA KARANA, KYONKI ADHURI RAHNA TAMNNAO KI FITRAT HAI.
    • December 13, 2011
  • Nilesh A
    Nilesh A TRUE LOVE:
    There was a blind girl who hated
    herself bcoz of being blind. She
    hated everyone except her...  more    TRUE LOVE:
    There was a blind girl who hated
    herself bcoz of being blind. She
    hated everyone except her
    boyfriend.. One day the girl said
    that if she cud only see the world
    she wud marry her boyfriend,
    one day someone donated their
    eyes 2 her and then she saw
    everything including his
    boyfriend, her boyfriend ask her,
    "now that you can see, will you
    marry me?", the girl was shocked
    when she saw her boyfriend is
    also blind, and she refused to
    marry him. Her boyfriend walks
    away with tears and said,
    “just take care of my eyes dear".  less
    • November 28, 2011
    • Masooma rehman likes this.
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    Nilesh A get fly
    • November 23, 2011
    • Masooma rehman likes this.
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    Nilesh A has added a new profile photo.
    • November 16, 2011
    • Masooma rehman likes this.
  • Nilesh A
    Nilesh A Difference between of married and unmarried life
    • November 16, 2011
    • Masooma rehman likes this.
  • Nilesh A
    Nilesh A EID - MUBAARAK to all my friends.
    • November 5, 2011
  • Nilesh A
    Nilesh A
    • October 31, 2011
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    • Nilesh A
      Masooma rehman nice photo,but yeh hai kaon
      • October 31, 2011
  • Nilesh A
    Nilesh A CUTE  n  FUNNY
    • October 17, 2011
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  • First Name Nilesh
  • Last Name A
  • Gender Male
  • Home city/country India
  • Looking For: Friendship, Dating, Relationship, Networking
  • Qualification M.Sc
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  • October 10, 2011 3:27:45 PM YEKST
    in the topic Marriage Proposal in the forum Jokes

    Boy: Marry me.. ?
    Girl: Do you have a house.. ?
    Boy: No..
    Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ?
    Boy: No..
    Girl: How much is your salary.. ?
    Boy: No salary.. but,..
    Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can i marry you? Leave please!

    Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa,
    3 property lands,
    3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche..
    Why I still need to buy BMW?
    How can I get the salary when actually I'm the BOSS.

  • September 24, 2011 12:03:29 PM YEKST
    in the topic Bodyguard in the forum Jokes

    Man: My wife is short of mind and scares of water.
    Friend: How do you know?
    Man: Yesterday, when i reached home and she was in bath tub with the Bodyguard!!

  • September 24, 2011 11:58:30 AM YEKST
    in the topic celebration in the forum Jokes

    Wife: Look at that funny guy who has drunk a lot..
    Husband: Who is he?
    Wife: He is my ex-boyfriend but i denied him for marriage.
    Husband: Oh my god! He is still celebrating his freedom..

  • September 24, 2011 11:29:20 AM YEKST
    in the topic ZINDAGI in the forum Poetry

    Zindagi Banane ke liye
    Ghar se door nikal aaya hun,
    Sapno ko paane ki chahat mein
    apno ko dor chod aaya hun,

    Sukh sadhan kitne hi samet lu
    Mera ghar aaj bhi yaad aata hai,
    Chahu toh sari duniya ko naap lu
    akhir mai maa ke haath ka khana yaad aata hai,

    Kamai ka jab koi thikana nai
    toh bachpan k chillar yad aate hai,
    Pardes jana tha aur chala aaya hun, `
    Aab toh mera sehar mujhe yaad aata hai,

    Bimar aaj jab hota hun to ilaaj toh mil jata hai
    par jab dawa na kaam aati
    to maa ka dular yaad aata hai,


    Ab toh bas kosta hun apne aap ko ki akhir
    Kya karne chala aya hun ,
    Zindagi banana chahta tha main aur,
    Zindagi se hi door chala aaya hun.



    Regards,
    Nilesh Adwalkar

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