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• Muhammad Noshad Akhtar

  

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  September 28, 2011 4:03:45 PM YEKST

  CUSTOMER: i need a ladies suit

   

  SHOPKEEPER: Begum k liye  chaiye  ya koi acha sa dikhaon?

• Masooma rehman

  

  • 85 posts
   

  September 28, 2011 5:46:46 PM YEKST

  hehehehehe nice one ,husbands kitne bewafa hote hain
• Rana ji

  

  • 1 posts
   

  September 29, 2011 11:37:47 AM YEKST

  Ek Andha Ladka Sare Mohalle Mein Har Ghar Mein Jakar Mithayi Baant Raha Tha.
  Ek Ghar Mein Gaya Jismein Ek Bahut Hi Sunder Babhi Ji Rahti Thhi.
  Usne Darwaja Knock Kiya To Babhi Ki Awaj Aayi.
  Babhi: “Kon Hai Bahar”
  Ladka: “Babhi Ji Main Guddu, Aapko Mithayi Deni Thhi”
  Ab Babhi Ji Ander Bathroom Mein Naha Rahi Thhi, Usne Socha Ki Isko Konsa Dikhta Hai Bina Kapde Pahne Hi Ja Ke Mithayi Le Leti Hu.
  Babhi: “Aa Jao Ander Aur Darwaje Ke Sath Bed Hai, Uspe Betho Mein Abhi Ati Hu”
  Ab Babhi Ji Bathroom Se Nangi Apne Mast Geele Badan Ke Sath Bahar Aayi Aur Guddu Ke Samne Jake Khadi Ho Gayi Aur Muskura Ke Boli.
  Babhi: “Guddu Ji, Aaj Mithayi Kis Khushi Mein Khilayi Jaa Rahi Hai?”
  Guddu Sharmate Hue: “Babhi Ji Meri Ankho Ka Operation Ho Gaya Hai Aur Mujhe Ab Dikhne Lag Gaya Hai, Is Khushi Mein”